Wednesday, 19 August 2009
Don't drive with massive eyes
There’s a new government drug awareness ad on TV in the UK at the moment. It shows a bunch of kids on drugs driving around with massive eyes; the premise being that police will be able to spot if you’re stoned because your eyes are unnaturally large. First of all, bollocks. And secondly, this isn’t going to stop people smoking a joint and then driving a car, it’ll just lead to paranoid stoners driving while squinting. What’s more dangerous – kids driving stoned, or kids driving with their eyes closed?